Airing of Grievances, Top Ten 2021

Airing of Grievances, Top Ten 2021

Cones of Shame

Honking at me for crossing the street too slowly.
I’m still thinking about it. 

Pasty-faced businessmen that drive jacked-up pickup trucks. 

Plus-size tops with pockets on the boobs.

Pete Davidson

Giant armholes  

Twist-off tops that need bottle openers

Uneven hoodie strings

Two spaces after a sentence-ending period.

Hopes and prayers 

1 Comment

  1. Joanna Byrne Cavitch

    I come now to the sorry conclusion, the terrifying conclusion, the crippling conclusion, that my top grievance is myself.
    Oh pickle juice!!!!

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